December 2011
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changing in my room
me: oh, hi poster, didnt see you there
me: *pulls off shirt*
me: you like that, dont you, you naughty poster you
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Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
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me: *walks out of room*
parents: OMG SHE'S OUT OF HER CAVE HELLO WELCOME COME COME SOCIALIZE YOU NEVER SOCIALIZE DON'T GO LOCK YOURSELF BACK IN YOUR ROOM STAY OUT OF THAT CAVE SPENDING THAT MUCH TIME ON YOUR COMPUTER ISN'T HEALTHY!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!
me: *gets food. goes back in room*
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Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But -
Me: Poster.
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Person: ew kpop
Me: ew your face
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spider: hey
me:
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spider: what are you doing with that flamethrower
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famous people: stop talking to me you assholes omg turning off askbox right now fuck you all
their followers: omg i love you don't listen to what the others say you're perfect omfg
me: someone please talk to me i'm lonely and depressed and i need company omfg
my followers:
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Tá tudo uma merda.
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mom: why are you smiling at the computer
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Mano, tem coisas que só de lembrar dá vontade de...
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Eu na hora da prova:
schoolsurvival:
(manual de sobrevivência, escolar)
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friend: mulan isn't even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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Changmin's a fucking ray of sunshine.
Host: Tell us about 'life'.
Changmin: You're born alone.. and you die alone.
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Favourite Animal?
C.A.P: cats
Niel: puppies meongmeongmeongmeongmeong (멍멍)
Ricky: puppies, because they’re cute
L.Joe: puppies
Chunji: humans, especially girls
Changjo: penguins! cats! puppies!
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Eu ODEIO quando as crianças fazem pirraça em...
kpop-anime-comedy:
Tipo:
Eu :
E os pais ali, sem fazer nada….
Se fosse meu filho, eu nem pensaria duas vezes:
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Parou de falar comigo, não vou atrás. Fim.
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